Okay ...
*Setting the scene*
*Ash Tammy Charlotte Sam and Paul are
Mr, Abubacker : Has any one got a pen ?
*Ash passes his over because he is just that nice, plus closest to sir and the one sir was directing the question too*
Everyone involved in this exchange immediately forgets what just happened ever detail is erased. Every word forgotten. No trace is left in anyone memory. The pen is set down on a desk, by Mr, Abubacker, lying in wate for its chance to be mischievous.
Mr, Abubacker : Right your home work down at the top of your peace of paper.
*Sir indicates a paragraph of text on the board*
Ash * looking under and around his desk for his pen then cautiously raising his hand* Sir ! I've lost my pen !
Mr, Abubacker : Well you should be more organised and remember where you put it ! Ask one of your friends to lend you one.
*Paul passes Ash a pen and the lesson continues for another ten minuets*
Ash, having noticed his pen lying innocently on Sirs desk : Sir ! You stole my pen !
Oh the irony !
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