*Setting the scene*
*(Hehehe sorry Charlotte I stole it too...)
Okay, so, we are all lining up, out side history 2, waiting for form time. Everyone chatting in little groups of they're own waiting for sir too come.**He's usually abit late being in the P.E department and that... or at least that's his excuse** *
Daisy ** In an over excitable tone, waving as she dose so. ** : Heeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy!!!
Charlotte: Urmm. Hey Daisy
Daisy ** Now turning to Sarah again waving ** : Heeeyyyyyy.
Sarah ** Sounding distracted and disgruntled ** : Daisy stop that its really annoying when you wave when we are right in front of you!
Daisy ** Disheartened **: ... Okay.
*Que Kaylon sneaks up behind daisy and poking her ** Maliciously !** *
Daisy **Surprised **: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*Turns round, noticing Kaylon*
Daisy **With complete instinctive look of appalment ... **: EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
** Laughter **
Hope you like my first post ! Its not as good as Charlotte's but I thought it was funny so I wanted to post it.
** Charlotte's side notes ** - Seeing as we now have more writers I feel that some editing is needed so I have invented this ! :D ** Just to say any thing with in double asterisks was proudly spelt badly by me (Charlotte ! )! **
Thursday 25 November 2010
Saturday 20 November 2010
How To Have Fun In The Dance Studio
You will need :
-A class which is secretly three year olds at heart.
-A very patient dance teacher
-A slippery floor
-Long trousers
Instructions :
1 . A small group of people who are willing to do anything and not feel silly about doing it (Rosanna ,Lara Robyn, Tammy, George and Charlotte) to sit facing a wall. Yes I know this seems abit odd but go with it !
2 .One person (Jemma) must put there feet up aggenced the wall and push back as hard as they can propelling themselves backward from the wall out in to the middle of the floor. This should put the idea in others heads and inspire them to try it.
3. Now the rest of your 'willing group' must join in the activity. At this point it may be a good idea to start varying what you are doing. For example racing or pushing off in cannon.
4. Get everyone else to join in. This shouldn't be to hard as long as your original group is making it look like incredible fun but if your class is completely boring don't worry ! you can still do it on your own!
5.Attempt to get your teacher to join in. We did not, unfortunately, get our teacher to do this but I'm sure it would have been even funner if we had.
Again 9MI are at the height of maturity!
-A class which is secretly three year olds at heart.
-A very patient dance teacher
-A slippery floor
-Long trousers
Instructions :
1 . A small group of people who are willing to do anything and not feel silly about doing it (Rosanna ,Lara Robyn, Tammy, George and Charlotte) to sit facing a wall. Yes I know this seems abit odd but go with it !
2 .One person (Jemma) must put there feet up aggenced the wall and push back as hard as they can propelling themselves backward from the wall out in to the middle of the floor. This should put the idea in others heads and inspire them to try it.
3. Now the rest of your 'willing group' must join in the activity. At this point it may be a good idea to start varying what you are doing. For example racing or pushing off in cannon.
4. Get everyone else to join in. This shouldn't be to hard as long as your original group is making it look like incredible fun but if your class is completely boring don't worry ! you can still do it on your own!
5.Attempt to get your teacher to join in. We did not, unfortunately, get our teacher to do this but I'm sure it would have been even funner if we had.
Again 9MI are at the height of maturity!
Friday 12 November 2010
Blast from the past !
Okay, firstly, just so ya know, I have been pressured in to doing this by Ash . He values me posting over my sleep so I apologies for any ramblings ,forgetfulness and/or terrible grammar. Hear goes!
Okay ...
*Setting the scene*
*Ash Tammy Charlotte Sam and Paul aresitting patiently talking in business studies waiting for Mr, Abubacker who is having abit of trouble with his PowerPoint.*
Mr, Abubacker : Has any one got a pen ?
*Ash passes his over because he is just that nice, plus closest to sir and the one sir was directing the question too*
Everyone involved in this exchange immediately forgets what just happened ever detail is erased. Every word forgotten. No trace is left in anyone memory. The pen is set down on a desk, by Mr, Abubacker, lying in wate for its chance to be mischievous.
Mr, Abubacker : Right your home work down at the top of your peace of paper.
*Sir indicates a paragraph of text on the board*
Ash * looking under and around his desk for his pen then cautiously raising his hand* Sir ! I've lost my pen !
Mr, Abubacker : Well you should be more organised and remember where you put it ! Ask one of your friends to lend you one.
*Paul passes Ash a pen and the lesson continues for another ten minuets*
Ash, having noticed his pen lying innocently on Sirs desk : Sir ! You stole my pen !
Oh the irony !
Okay ...
*Setting the scene*
*Ash Tammy Charlotte Sam and Paul are
Mr, Abubacker : Has any one got a pen ?
*Ash passes his over because he is just that nice, plus closest to sir and the one sir was directing the question too*
Everyone involved in this exchange immediately forgets what just happened ever detail is erased. Every word forgotten. No trace is left in anyone memory. The pen is set down on a desk, by Mr, Abubacker, lying in wate for its chance to be mischievous.
Mr, Abubacker : Right your home work down at the top of your peace of paper.
*Sir indicates a paragraph of text on the board*
Ash * looking under and around his desk for his pen then cautiously raising his hand* Sir ! I've lost my pen !
Mr, Abubacker : Well you should be more organised and remember where you put it ! Ask one of your friends to lend you one.
*Paul passes Ash a pen and the lesson continues for another ten minuets*
Ash, having noticed his pen lying innocently on Sirs desk : Sir ! You stole my pen !
Oh the irony !
Thursday 11 November 2010
Fatty
Yay I'm now a new contributor, lol, but I'm probably not gong to be as good as Charllito (the name Paul gave Charlotte) but here goes ... By the way Charlotte I'm going to tax you on parts like the setting the scene ,lol. ;)
Setting the scene
*9N3 sitting in lab 6 with Mrs, Hunt as our teacher having our second lesson on diet and exercise. We are going through a power point presentation which has loads of pictures of fat people.*
Mrs, Hunt is explaining some problems of being fat. By this point in the lesson everybody has switched off and are not concentrating. She moves the PowerPoint onto the next slide and there is a picture of a fat women in a bikini eating a burger. I mean this women was not 'abit over weaght' She was proper fat she had rolls and it all hung down over her knees. The hilarity ,comments and snickering ensued.
Mrs, Hunt was about to move the PowerPoint presentation to the next slide when the class went silent and
Toby shouts out... "Whats my mum doing on screen!"
Of course there was laughter comes from every direction in the room and Jemma was nearly crying with laughter.
Mrs, Hunt wasn't very impressed and moved the PowerPoint presentation swiftly on. x
Setting the scene
*9N3 sitting in lab 6 with Mrs, Hunt as our teacher having our second lesson on diet and exercise. We are going through a power point presentation which has loads of pictures of fat people.*
Mrs, Hunt is explaining some problems of being fat. By this point in the lesson everybody has switched off and are not concentrating. She moves the PowerPoint onto the next slide and there is a picture of a fat women in a bikini eating a burger. I mean this women was not 'abit over weaght' She was proper fat she had rolls and it all hung down over her knees. The hilarity ,comments and snickering ensued.
Mrs, Hunt was about to move the PowerPoint presentation to the next slide when the class went silent and
Toby shouts out... "Whats my mum doing on screen!"
Of course there was laughter comes from every direction in the room and Jemma was nearly crying with laughter.
Mrs, Hunt wasn't very impressed and moved the PowerPoint presentation swiftly on. x
Wednesday 10 November 2010
Dramatic Moments
*Setting the setting the scene*
*Class 9mi is sitting, facing the front of a to-small-to-have-a-drama-lesson-in class room. All desks have been moved out the way ready for a performance. Jemma Rosanna Tammy and Charlotte are sitting on the back row of chairs rocking from side to side for some reason ... *
*Class 9mi is sitting, facing the front of a to-small-to-have-a-drama-lesson-in class room. All desks have been moved out the way ready for a performance. Jemma Rosanna Tammy and Charlotte are sitting on the back row of chairs rocking from side to side for some reason ... *
Miss Hutchinson : Okay ,any volunteers to go first ... ?
Rosanna *Before anyone else could breath, faster then lightning strikes* : Tammy and Charlotte !
* Pointed looks from Tammy and Charlotte coupled with Jemmas complete hysterics from Jemma and other members of the class *
Other interesting things from this lesson include (all in front of the class) :
Kaylons supper model pose.
Lara proclaiming her love for Rosanna.
Rosanna admitting she's pregnant < not true by the way guys !
Sorry for the gap in posting. Home work and that.
Sorry for the gap in posting. Home work and that.
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