Tuesday 19 October 2010
Apologies
Sorry to anyone and everyone who reads this blog but i will not be posting anything else until our tests and assessments stop because frankly i cannot keep up. Another righter is still needed any takers ? :)
Friday 15 October 2010
A Splash of Hummer
Setting the scene
* George, Tammy, Arthur, Jemma, Ash and Charlotte are sitting around a table in form time after completing their charity Christmas boxes. When no other conversation topic arises the conversation turns to jokes ( I apologies if these offend anyone )
Jemma : How do you drown a blond ... Fix a mirror to the bottom of a swimming pool !
George: Okay a blond a brunet and a red head all jump of a building ... Who hits the ground last ? ... The blond because she had to stop and ask for directions!
Charlotte , Noting that George said 'she' in the last one and taking offence ,being the feminist she is : Okay this ones abit sexist ... How dose a man screw in a light bulb ... Holds one up and waits for the world to revolve around him !
Connor, being the ultimate opposite to a feminist: No he does it properly * complete serious expression *
I'm sorry the cucumber one doesn't make sense in my head !
George (This is abit of a long one but go with it ) : Okay an Irish man an English man and a Scottish man all want to join the army so they go to their recruitment office. When they get there the commanding officer sends them on a assault course to see how well they do it. The Scottish man gets back first. 'Well done that's a great time of 14 minutes you’re in the army! ’Says the officer. Next the English man gets back”wow another great time you got 15 minutes, you’re in the army !' Says the officer. After 30 minutes of waiting the Irish man gets back. 'What took you so long' says the commanding officer. 'Well...' says the Irish man. 'When I got to the top of the wall my arm got ripped off on some barb wire so I had to climb down the wall get it and sew it back on.' ‘Wow! That's amazing,' says the officer. 'You’re exactly the type of man we need in the army! You’re in the army!' Later in the day the recruiters were discussing the Irish mans triumph. The Scottish man says to the Irish man ‘it must have been amazing! * George holding one arm the right way up and one the wrong ,his thumbs pointing in opposite directions* Yh it was great !!!’
Jemma’s reaction was immense.
* George, Tammy, Arthur, Jemma, Ash and Charlotte are sitting around a table in form time after completing their charity Christmas boxes. When no other conversation topic arises the conversation turns to jokes ( I apologies if these offend anyone )
Jemma : How do you drown a blond ... Fix a mirror to the bottom of a swimming pool !
George: Okay a blond a brunet and a red head all jump of a building ... Who hits the ground last ? ... The blond because she had to stop and ask for directions!
Charlotte , Noting that George said 'she' in the last one and taking offence ,being the feminist she is : Okay this ones abit sexist ... How dose a man screw in a light bulb ... Holds one up and waits for the world to revolve around him !
Connor, being the ultimate opposite to a feminist: No he does it properly * complete serious expression *
I'm sorry the cucumber one doesn't make sense in my head !
George (This is abit of a long one but go with it ) : Okay an Irish man an English man and a Scottish man all want to join the army so they go to their recruitment office. When they get there the commanding officer sends them on a assault course to see how well they do it. The Scottish man gets back first. 'Well done that's a great time of 14 minutes you’re in the army! ’Says the officer. Next the English man gets back”wow another great time you got 15 minutes, you’re in the army !' Says the officer. After 30 minutes of waiting the Irish man gets back. 'What took you so long' says the commanding officer. 'Well...' says the Irish man. 'When I got to the top of the wall my arm got ripped off on some barb wire so I had to climb down the wall get it and sew it back on.' ‘Wow! That's amazing,' says the officer. 'You’re exactly the type of man we need in the army! You’re in the army!' Later in the day the recruiters were discussing the Irish mans triumph. The Scottish man says to the Irish man ‘it must have been amazing! * George holding one arm the right way up and one the wrong ,his thumbs pointing in opposite directions* Yh it was great !!!’
Jemma’s reaction was immense.
Tuesday 12 October 2010
Only Us
I have a feeling that only one class at Wootton has ever been told by there teacher not to be called Jesus...
Rosanna : Sir ... your like Jesus ... !
( Hysterics about the classroom )
Sir got quite anoyyed after he was called Jesus at least three times.
Rosanna : Sir ... your like Jesus ... !
( Hysterics about the classroom )
Sir got quite anoyyed after he was called Jesus at least three times.
Thursday 7 October 2010
Love for senoita King
Setting the scene
*9mi is sitting in Spanish reciting words for items around the class room . The word for professor has just come up on the projector and a cartoon picture of a old uglyish lady has accompanied it. Miss king describes it as herself ,how can she expect the boys to not take that to far*
Ash : It kinda looks like you you know
* Laughter about the room *
Steven : He's right you know !
*Some heavy glaring from Miss king*
There is no limit to how cheeky our class can get
*9mi is sitting in Spanish reciting words for items around the class room . The word for professor has just come up on the projector and a cartoon picture of a old uglyish lady has accompanied it. Miss king describes it as herself ,how can she expect the boys to not take that to far*
Ash : It kinda looks like you you know
* Laughter about the room *
Steven : He's right you know !
*Some heavy glaring from Miss king*
There is no limit to how cheeky our class can get
Monday 4 October 2010
Eyebrows or Lack Of
Thank you Toby's step-dad for our amusement today. Toby's eyebrows live no more !
As far as I know this incident is a result of an on going practically joke epidemic between Toby and his step day which has ended in Toby looking extremely silly. Should teach Toby not to sellotape his stuff down ...
Toby, hopefully, will not look as silly tomorrow because Jemma has offered to draw fake eyebrows on the blond boy in blackest of black eyeliner. Could be intresting :)
As far as I know this incident is a result of an on going practically joke epidemic between Toby and his step day which has ended in Toby looking extremely silly. Should teach Toby not to sellotape his stuff down ...
Toby, hopefully, will not look as silly tomorrow because Jemma has offered to draw fake eyebrows on the blond boy in blackest of black eyeliner. Could be intresting :)
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